As a kid, my parents would always take me to antique stores. I would always wonder… Are these Antiques Haunted?

As an adult I still love to wander the sometimes senselessly laid out halls of Antique malls with my camera to snap pictures of the often odd and sometimes downright disturbing items that were once “everyday” household products. Here are some of my favorite “haunted antique” finds. While I can’t say for sure if any of these antiques are haunted… I don’t want to buy them and find out either.

Wait a second... Santa Doesn't drink 7UP! What kind of evil Krampus Santa clone are you!!! Run Kids! Run!

Wait a second… Santa Doesn’t drink 7UP! What kind of evil Krampus Santa clone are you!!! Run Kids! Run!

She looks so... Peaceful. I wonder what she saw in her lifetime?

She looks so… Peaceful. I wonder what she saw in her lifetime?

Yes! This is the perfect peace to put into our new, bright and cheery family room! Perfect to ward of seasonal depression and bad energy!

Yes! This is the perfect portrait to put into our new, bright and cheery family room! Perfect to ward of seasonal depression and bad energy!

Yes, we would like you to plug this HOT, METAL object into an ELECTRIC outlet and then simply submerge it into a pool of MELTING LIQUID.

Yes, we would like you to plug this HOT, METAL object into an ELECTRIC outlet and then simply submerge it into a pool of MELTING LIQUID.

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Why is dolly staring at me like that… Why am I feeling a burning sensation in my soul…

Why yes... This is a super safe fan to blow some nice ARTIC air at the baby with... Oh, she knows better than to put her fingers by the... Oh SHIT!

Why yes… This is a super safe fan to blow some nice ARTIC air at the baby with… Oh, she knows better than to put her fingers by the… Oh SHIT!


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